Thursday, October 14, 2010

When duty calls....

Things you will need :
A4 size papers- 7-10 ( depending upon the reach and grip )
Pens - 3-5 ( as many found around with or without owners/cap/ink )
Punching machine - 1 or 2 (depending upon availability and tact )
Stapler - 1 or none ( to avoid any mom-osurus groans )
Scissors - don't even think about it ( to avoid mom-osurus Growls!)
Covers - 2 or more ( depending upon the purpose of venture )
Miscellaneous tits and bits - why do you need a number always?!

What happens next :
Fast actions.Reactions.Action replays.

Running about eastwards,northwards,southwards and westwards...backwards and forwards..upwards and all directions and intersections possible
A background score that would make ARR spend on music research..lyrics best left untold.
Fidgeting with other 'things' in no particular order....the phone, the blinds, the cupboards, the keyboards, the files, the mug in the bathroom, the staff, the doors,the mother, the father , the grandfather...
- Punching holes on paper,
- emptying all the punching machines available for white dots
- Stapling pages (frowns and grrrs in the background),
- labeling covers
- tagging the stapler,punched paper,door handle that came off when trying to swing on it and a paper clip together
- walking on all fours around office with each of his hands in white covers ( you must have heard of a wild imagination but this is wild reality!)
- the heard, seen ,unheard and unseen.....

Required Interval :
One cup of tea with an extra cup to cool it and a table to spill 1/4th of the content...accompanied by cake or biscuits ( or whatever crap momosarus has in store)

Forced Interval :
Urination is the irritable process that interrupts every inventor/genius from conducting the most important experiments of his life and this interruption is facilitated by certain biological bonds (mostly the momosurus)   

What remains!
A few unidentifiable covers with identifiable dots
punctured papers
inventions that may remain unnamed forever

And then an announcement to sum up the day.....
"Amma let's go home am tired after a long day at office!"
You should be Achu....
You should be ( full stop)


Niv said...

very well written...could picture him in your office

Gayatri said...

- phew! this is just half of the real thing....
- everytime I commit a mommycrime this is how I make up :)
- he enjoys every 'eruptive' moment :D

ssb said...

I love Achu !! :)